found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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