did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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We have started to decorate penises.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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