Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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