That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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