it hurts more in the daytime
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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