Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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