pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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