it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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