Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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