Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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