People in love make me want to vomit
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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