do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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