If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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