whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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