you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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