If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Threesome in a minivan. New low
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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