Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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