nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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