Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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