the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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