You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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