Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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