Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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