I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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