butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
time to smoke my breakfast
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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