i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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