Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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