hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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