Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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