So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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