we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
ttyl tear gas
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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