I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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