Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Randomize
