I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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