Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he fucked my hip out of place.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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