Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
