So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
this will be a night to untag.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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