is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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