and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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