I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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