if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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