i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
