fuck your aforementioned shoe
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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