So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
literally had 100 drinks last night.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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