Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
