She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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