i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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