Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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