why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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