Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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