How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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