Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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