Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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