There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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