This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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