There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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