We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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