i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
organizing the empties. That sober.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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