So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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