It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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