So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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